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GETTIN' OUTTA TOWN - Michael B. Crittenden

©2015 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

Gettin’ out of town  Drivin’ in your car

Pullin’ off the road  Stoppin’ at a bar

Yeah, we’re heading out tonight

The mirror compass reads “N”

Feels so free to be this direction again

 

Feel the pavement turn to dirt

And the deer go on alert

On the road we’re coming down

When we’re gettin' outta town

 

Ahhh - and it feels so good

'Cuz when everything seems wrong

The best medicine I’ve found

 is gettin' outta town

 

Heading to the place

that’s always on our minds

Nothing we gotta do

and we're wondering what we’ll find

Now the hammock rests

When the book falls to your chest

Aren't you feeling better?

 

Feel the pavement turn to dirt

A shot of whiskey for desert

It takes a while to settle down

When we’re getting’ out of town

 

Ahhh - and it feels so good

'Cuz when everything seems wrong

The best medicine I’ve found

is gettin' outta town

 

Now we’re heading back to town

The weekend was the best

But if you want to feel the magic

You've got to leave a while, I guess

But we’ll be coming back

Cuz we just can’t settle down

No way, baby

We love gettin’ out of town

GOT THE RADIO ON - Michael B. Crittenden

©2018 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

I'm sittin in a rowboat

I'm 8 years old

On a mission with a bobber

and my Zebco fishing pole

Gonna sit here all day

Ain't never comin' in

'til my Mom rings the dinner bell

Then I'm right back out again

 

Got my transistor radio - playin my favorite song

And there's a red winged blackbird

He's singing along

I got braces on my legs

Crutches in the bottom of the boat

They say I'll never play football

That's what the doctors wrote

 

When I'm down at the schoolhouse

some kids, they like to stare

Can't do much with gym class but I don't really care

Cuz I got my piano and I got my Elton John

And every waking hour I got the radio on

 

I love Peter Frampton

And now I hate him too

cuz he stole my girlfriend's heart

nothin' I could do

Her Mom took her to his concert

Mine wouldn't let me go

But I'm gonna keep practicing

Gonna be her show

 

Me and my big brother

We work for our Pop

Every day after school

down at his flower shop

we're watering the plants

cleaning the johns

but we don't mind it

we got the radio on

 

When I'm down at the schoolhouse

Some kids like to stare

Can't do much with gym class

But I don't really care

Cuz I got my piano

And I got my Elton John

And every waking hour

Got the radio       on

THE BALLOON - Michael B. Crittenden

©1993 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

Before the fire where's my invitation

to find you

What do you see    Is it different from me?

Why can't we keep this thing in focus?

 

Differences keeping us at bay

we were picking through the building blocks

Looking for some close to crumbling

 

Finding out soon

Blowing up the balloon

How much can we take?

It's an apathetic kiss

It's keeps coming back to this

 

After the fire

what's my obligation to need you

What will I see

Will I be free from

the boundaries of our being

And the limits of our loving 

And the bitters of our breaking

And the loneliness of myself

will the shaking stop

Turn around, send me on my way?

 

Finding out soon

Blowing up the balloon

How much can we take?

It's an apathetic kiss

It's keeps coming back to this

Gonna face the day      It's alright

RAVEN’S GAME - Michael B. Crittenden

©2016 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

 

I’m a big black bird

Sittin’ on your fence

Outside your window

Staring at your nest

 

You’ve got what I want

and you don’t even know

I’ve got you in my sights

You’re part of my show

 

I’ll start with your eggs

I’ve got an appetite

and I won’t quit cuz I’m

never satisfied

 

And I don’t even know your name

But I’ve got your number, it’s all the same

it’s a Raven’s Game

 

You and I We may never meet

I might pass you by

hoppin down your street

 

just remember

when you swipe your card

if I’m next in line

It won’t be very hard

 

And I won’t get caught

I do this all the time

Buy whatever I want

cuz your name is mine

 

And I don’t even know that name

But I’ve got your number,

it’s all the same. it’s a Raven’s Game

 

And I’m going to hell

for what I’ve done

but I don’t care

cuz it was kinda fun

 

Cuz I’m a big black bird

Sittin’ on your fence

Outside your window

Staring at your nest

FIND SOMETHING GOOD

Michael B.. Crittenden

c2023 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

 

Not gonna worry

Don’t even bother

No self torture

Not gonna suffer

Seems like a struggle

Looking up a ladder

But when things are horizontal

They just don’t seem to matter much

 

Enjoy the moment

Find something good in each day

 

Not gonna worry

Don’t even bother

We’re gonna wake up

And start all over

Laugh like the children (the bairns)

Live with the reason

Adjust the attitude

Change with the season

 

Enjoy the moment

Find something good in each day

Not gonna worry

Don’t even bother

We can always wake up

And start all over

Another sunrise

Presents it’s vision

How will we spend it?

It’s our decision

 

Enjoy the moment

Find something good in each day

THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME  - Michael B,  Crittenden

©2020 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

I like sitting on the couch

Winter blanket on my lap

Coffee and a cat

 

And I like playing my guitar

With the TV volume down

Such a lovely morning sound

 

But all I really want is to wake up feeling happy

Just to spend the day with you is all I need

There are so many things that I dig about living

But the most of all I like the way you look at me

 

And I like sleeping in a tent

With the spring rain sprinkling down

Such a lovely morning sound

 

I like drivin' 2-track roads

Through a thick patch of trees

a cold beer between my knees

 

But all I really want is to wake up feeling happy

Just to spend the day with you is all I need

There are so many things that I dig about living

But the most of all I like the way you look at me

 

When you look in to my eyes

It pierces deep into my soul

Finally feel like someone understands me

Finally feel what it's like to be whole

 

I like paddling around

On a little lake in my canoe

such a lovely morning view

 

And I like later in the day

With all our friends gathered 'round

The golden sun it's going down

 

But all I really want is to wake up feeling happy

Just to spend the day with you is all I need

There are so many things that I dig about living

But the most of all I like the way you look at me

CANYON OF MY SOUL

Michael B. Crittenden/Phil Biggs

©2022 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

Standing at the canyon's edge

Long shadows cast all around

Contemplate the journey left ahead

How much time we have

before the sun goes down


Now that we are on the descent

Working to enjoy every mile

Wading through the good times we have spent

We're just trying to go out in style

Deep waters flow across this river I must go

This valley is so vast and in control

I’ll dry these tears that I’ve wept

And I’ll take another step

And course across the canyon of my soul


As I try to become friends with my fear

This high desert wind blows cold

New trails will take me far from here

But there’s fire in the canyon of my soul

Deep waters flow across this river I must go

This valley is so vast and in control

I’ll dry these tears that I’ve wept

And I’ll take another step

And course across the canyon of my soul

 

Now we’re staring up the other side

Can we make it?    Quite a climb

It’s easy when you do the math

Cuz we’re well into the second half

Deep waters flow across this river I must go

This valley is so vast and in control

I’ll dry these tears that I’ve wept

And I’ll take another step

And course across the canyon of my soul

FENCES - Michael B. Crittenden

©2023 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

It's taken a while for it to turn gray

Used to be bright now showing it's age

there's a couple boards missing

where the kids can sneak through

when they run from the cops

for doing stuff that kids do

 

There's a red ratchet strap 

and a bunch of clothesline

that holds it together  Fixed so many times

And the posts are no longer

attached to the ground

They're rotted right through  

they're campfire bound

 

Keep the animals in  Or keep the animals out

Hide away from our fear Is that what it's about?

Yes, that is your yard   and yes, this is mine

but fences will fall down   just a matter of time

I've got a new neighbor  With a legal green card

I should walk over  But it's kind of hard

Guess I'm narrow-minded 

Just the way I was raised

But we noticed their children

were so well-behaved

 

Then our son met their daughter

and there was some big concern

But they threw in a fence post, watching it burn

"Don't talk to those people", was my father's advice

But they seemed kinda like us

once we cut threw the ice

We invited them over and we shared a beer

The fence fire warming us, melting our fear

They asked lot's of questions without judging us

Aren't we all just people?          

What's all the fuss?

 

Keep the animals in       Or keep the animals out

Hide away from our fear Is that what it's about?

Yes, that is your yard   and yes, this is mine

but fences will fall down

just a matter of time

STARBUCK'S - Michael B. Crittenden

©2012 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

 

Sitting in the Starbuck's

Waiting on a friend

I used to think I loved her

Now I'm thinking it again

There's an older couple

at the table next to me

a glimpse into my future

as they sit there silently

 

Then the door flew open

In came my old friend

My stomach did a somersault

Just seeing her again

I said "you look amazing"

She said "So do you"

I know I truly meant it

and I believe that she did too

i asked about her family

I haven't seen them all in years

She talked about her husband

But that part I didn't hear

She asked "Are you and Kate still married?"

I said "we're still doing fine"

Most days everything is perfect

But we both knew it was a lie 

 

So much I like to tell her

Finally get it off my chest

But keeping it inside me

Would probably be the best

But will I ever rest?

And just when I was thinking

I might say what's on my mind

She said she should be going

 

So outside the Starbuck's

I say goodbye to my old friend

I used to think I loved her

And now I'm thinking it again

PORCUPINE Michael B. Crittenden

c 2003 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

People come and people go

When they find they've got a hole in the soul….and

we can bat or blink an eye

we can start to sympathize

and we can drink a thousand drinks

and we can bathe in the sink

then the pain always seems to die

 

I'm just getting started

With the possibilities

Gonna lose the anchor now, gonna do just what I please

we're brokenhearted

For no good reason

 

And the porcupine in my life

is always trying to get inside but not this time

cuz I'm sitting on the bench watchin all the ladies

and the black & tans are good and tan

Living in the Yucatan

And every day is good

 

I'm just getting started

With the possibilities

Gonna lose the anchor now, gonna do just what I please

we're brokenhearted

For no good reason

 

Yeah, it's summertime

and we wave sparklers around our happy heads

But when the glitter quickly dies we sleep in separate beds

But we can leave the porcupine

We can sit, enjoy the time

cuz every day is good

 

I'm just getting started

With the possibilities

Gonna lose the anchor now, gonna do just what I please

And I’m just getting started

For all the right reasons

WORTH THE WAIT - Michael B Crittenden

©2017 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

I remember going out on the town

Just hoping that she’d come around

I’d meet a nice girl now and then

End up home, home alone again

 

When will I wake up to find

Someone who’s honestly mine?

 

And in a northern twist of fate

A friend set us up on a blind date

It turned into 3 wonderful years

And I’ve learned to forget my fears

 

Now I am waking to find

That you were there all the time

Ten years of questioning fate

But you were so worth the wait

 

We’re not searching anymore

Just enjoying the ride

Just happy to be here with you by my side

Now we are waking to find

That we’ll share the rest of our lives

There’s no more questioning fate

Cuz you were so worth the wait

Yes you were so worth the wait

GOT THE HOTS - Michael B. Crittenden

©2018 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Turned the thermostat down

but it’s still a hundred degrees

 

I got a fever and if ya don’t believe me take your hand and feel my head

I’m uncompleted, engine overheated  

My skin is turnin’ red

 

I got the hots

I got the hots for you

Do you think I’m cool, bay-by

Do ya dig me too?

 

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

'cuz I’m losing my balance

and I can’t see

 

Don’t make me take a shower

in the cold water

Before we go to bed

Cuz you’re the only woman    

with the power

to fix my crazy head

 

I got the hots

I got the hots for you

Do you think I’m cool, bay-by

Do ya dig me too?

 

I never did believe in magic

til the day that I saw you

But now I know

Now I know just what to do

 

I got the hots

I got the hots for you

I think it’s cool, bay-by

That ya dig me too

  

Hot potata, you’re a sweet tomata, you’re a love tornada

Why don’t you blow me away

FOREVER FAMILY - Michael B. Crittenden

©2023 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

They named me Rufus

and I'm six months old

Chihuahua mixed with beagle

at least that's what I'm told

From a single-wide trailer

with 13 other pups

Now I'm at the shelter

and my listing just went up

 

I'm kind of shy and I don't do well with men

Wherever I end up

I hope I don't go through that again

But I show potential

and I promise to be good

I'll be a nice addition to your neighborhood

 

Someday soon - I need to find

That I'm leaving my past life behind

Someday soon - I hope that I will be

With my forever family

 

My name is Zazu

and I was born 4 months ago

I'm healing from a broken leg and yes, it pains me so

I'm a tabby & a tiger and I'm cute as I can be

Now I sit hear in the shelter waiting patiently

Someday soon - I need to find

That I'm Leaving my past life behind

Someday soon - I hope that I will be

With my forever family

 

Well Rufus became Ollie,

he got lucky one fine day

And Zazu became Zuzu

now together they do play

Her little leggie it is healing

and Ollie's not so shy

The storm has now blown over

now it's only blue sky

 

And nowadays  - they both find

That they're leaving their past lives behind

and everyone is happy as can be

They found their forever family

PETEY'S SPOT - Michael B. Crittenden

2019 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

For our brother Peter Martin Weiblen

06/26/63-12/3/18. 

Gone but never forgotten. 

We love you always, Otis!

 

Walkin down to the river

I can feel your presence

but yet you're not here

bottle of red stuffed inside my waders

and a little flask of bourbon

to sip on while it breathes


As I step into the water

I can see your special spot 

just a hundred feet upstream


And now I'm sittin’ on your log

Listening to the frogs on the shoreline

Sing our favorite song cuz here I'm with you

Sittin on your log


8 months since you left us

And I know you didn't want to go, 

but you had no choice


Sometimes it seems like

your just on vacation

And you’re saying you’ll be back 

I can hear your voice


And when you return

The home fire will still be burning


And we’ll be sittin’ on your log

Listening to the frogs on the shoreline

Sing our favorite song cuz here I'm with you

Sittin on your log


It’s after dark, guess I should be going

The moon shines on the current

As I’m wading back downstream


How I’ve enjoyed our time together

It nice to know where I can go

And always find you here


Goodnight my old friend 

Until we meet again


We’ll be still sittin’ on your log

Listening to the frogs on the shoreline

Sing our favorite song cuz here I'm with you

Sittin on your log

PORCH  - Michael B. Crittenden

©2010 Mackinaw Harvest Music (BMI)

 

The sky is getting light and my boots are wet from walking through the grass

A wake from a mallard, but otherwise the water is glass

For a moment, habit makes me wonder what time it is

But steam from the coffee cup is fogging up the lens of my watch

 

There’s a job back home, today we won’t be there

‘Cuz we’re here right now without a single care

Just a morning on a porch on the edge of a lake

Lined with pines

 

The sun is getting high, and I’m wading in the lake up to my knees

Late summer sound of cicadas buzzing in the trees

You’re flipping through a magazine on the dock, it’s Friday afternoon

And all our friends from back home are on their way

They’ll be pulling in soon

 

We were so impressed they found the driveway in

And we will raise a glass and let the laughs begin

There’s a party on a porch on the edge of a lake

Lined with pines

 

Though we are tomorrow’s past

Let’s do our best to make this last...gonna make it last

 

Now it’s time to start thinking ‘bout downsizing this life of ours

Give most of it away, pack the rest in the back of the car

 

And when we pull back in our life will all be here

And we will raise a glass to our remaining years

There’s a pair of rockers on a porch on the edge of a lake

Lined with pines

Just another chapter of a porch on the edge of a lake

Lined with pines

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